Written by Ocaña at 19:52 12/12-2013
It is rumored in the world of the OCM, that manager Hur missing a few screws ( mad). Absolutely denied by his fan club , which they claim that is just a paranoid narcissist , but good guy.
Proof of this paranoia is the creation of "Dead Trainers Society" ( DTS).
Created , according Hur , to safeguard the purity of training from capitalist horde harassing us (tuturuuu) . And it is based on the following rules :
1 - You will love the scout above all things
2 - You will never sell trained riders to a manager.
3 - You just can sell untrained riders to managers.
4 - Sacrifice one of your riders to OCM God. (optional )
5 - Trained riders only will sell to the hire list , and only when they have a family ( about 34 )
6 - Transfers are the devil and bids are antichrist ( except when I make a bid... of untrained rider... of course)
7 - I had left in the 6th, but is that 10 is a more cool number .
8 - You will donate 20% of your earnings in scouts to the Grand mastre (so, to me... ehem ehem)
9 - You'll fun being on 5th division , which in 3rd or 8th ( because with no transfers you are not going to smell the top)
10 - love those who do shady transfers as truly and sincerely as you love to scout yourself
Se rumorea por el mundillo de OCM que al manager Hur le faltan un par de tornillos. Algo absolutamente desmentido por su club de fans, que afirman que solo es un paranoico narcisista, pero buen chico.
Prueba de esa paranoia es la creacion del "Dead Trainers Society" ( club de los entrenadores muertos) (DTS).
Creado, segun Hur, para salvaguardar la pureza del entrenamiento frente a la horda capitalista que nos acosa (tuturuuu). Y se basa en las siguientes reglas:
1- Amaras al scout por encima de todas las cosas
2- Nunca venderás ciclistas entrenados a ningun manager.
3- Solo venderás ciclistas que no puedas entrenar.
4- Sacrificaras al dios de OCM uno de tus ciclistas ( opcional)
5- Solo venderás ciclistas entrenados al hire list, y solo cuando ya tengan la familia montada ( sobre 34)
6- Las transferencias son el demonio y las pujas son el anticristo.
7- Yo las hubiese dejado en 6, pero se ve que 10 es un numero mas chulo.
8- Donarás el 20 % de tus ganancias en forma de scouts al Gran mastre ( osea, a mi)... Y si cuela, cuela.
9- Te divertirás igual estando en 5 division, que en 3 que en 8 ( porque sin transfer la top no la vais a oler)
10- Se admiten sugerencias para la 10
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jajaja que grande Hur!! muy bueno!
I must say, I love training aswell!
Crazy shit. I like it
| Ocaña at 20:21 12/12-2013 | |
Oh my Finz... Im a prophet now.
Edmundo PeÔ is young, have no family... and virgin.
im still awaiting your sacrifice of one of your riders to me, optional but still wanted
| Ocaña at 20:07 12/12-2013 | |
If you accept rule nº 8 I will look to another site with rule 2...
stupid rule nr 2
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