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Retarted dog: The New Face Of SprintingKings.

Written by SprintingKings at 18:22 8/1-2013

  "You must be kidding me" were the furious words of team manager Joost when he was presented the new logo of SprintingKings.
  "I'm sorry" the commercial manager replied. "But The Retarted Dog Cooperation was the only party intrested in sponsoring us"
  
  Well so be it. From now on we'll be the ugly kid of the peleton.

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Comments


Manisaspor at 22:31 8/1-2013
  @Scotter: hanky!!?!

Super Velo at 22:00 8/1-2013
  yeah, that is a pretty sad looking logo, i agree, go in a different direction with that. lol

SprintingKings at 19:40 8/1-2013
  Ah I see the company is called Microsoft Paint Inc.

SprintingKings at 19:39 8/1-2013
  Gotta check that out.

NightmareChaos at 19:24 8/1-2013
  Same design company that cider j hired :D

ScotterPop at 18:51 8/1-2013
  that reminds me of ... nevermind.
  
  -Cyrus Flynn
  PR Man, ScotterPop

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