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Attila is fat, Pelgrims became a father?!

Written by KK Perutnina Ptuj at 01:08 9/1-2012

  Breaking news! Attila doesn't want to train anymore.
  Attila: "I've been training really hard and I'm still not a captain. When I heard that Pelgrims is captain for Monte Rosa Tour, I lost all my motivation. I won't train anymore."
  Pelgrims seems to be unhappy too.
  Pelgrims: "What a crappy team I have. We finally managed to qualify for a Tour and than I get a bunch of lazy Hungarians for support. That's enough, I'm leaving this team. I'm going one division higher, I'm going to be in a well organized team."
  However, manager Johan remains calm.
  Johan(speaks in Slovene, he doesn't speak English): "Yes, I know, Pelgrims will become a father. So what? He's job is to ride a bike and not carrying a baby. I punished him and singed up the team for Monte Rosa Tour. He is going to fail miserably there. He will realize that he has to train more and have less sex.
  I'm also glad to see Attila graduating. Firstly, he is overweight and his attitude just isn't right. He is also very lazy, I wonder how has he managed to finish the school. But that's great, I don't think he will be successful as a cyclist. "
  Will team Perutnina Ptuj fall apart?
  Johan: "What, no, why, not a chance! We may are broke, we may have spent over 50k for scouting and failed but we won't give up. We have Pelgrims and Attila, I'm sure they will stay for a long time. We have some other talents and I will also bring an Englishman to my team. He has great talent but he will have a different role. He will teach me how to speak English and hopefully I will finally understand what are my cyclists trying to tell me. "

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Comments


NightmareChaos at 17:39 12/1-2012
  I didnt knew he was going to you pees, when i wrote that

KK Perutnina Ptuj at 17:36 12/1-2012
  I doubt it too :P
  But that's just statement for journalists. In fact, he just wanted to make a good first impression with his new employers

ultrajectum at 16:49 12/1-2012
  ssssssh he will find out later :)

Greenride at 16:48 12/1-2012
  "I'm going to be in a well organized team." Are you sure he's got the right picture of his new team? I doubt it :p
  
  Anyway good luck mate!

Team Crazy Downhillers at 16:47 12/1-2012
  nice

ultrajectum at 16:46 12/1-2012
  great PR by the way

ultrajectum at 16:46 12/1-2012
  hey finz
  you knew that!

KK Perutnina Ptuj at 09:20 9/1-2012
  He already found new club

NightmareChaos at 07:45 9/1-2012
  :)
  Pelgrims is good. If you want to sell him, let me know

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