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Perm Tour Interview

Written by Ocaña at 17:00 13/11-2011

  In spanish and Google translators english
  
  Jugandonos la vida, vuestra reportera, Kochi Ikanawa, ha accedido a la entrevista realizada por la OCM News a nuestro carismatico manager, Hur.
  
  1. ¿Cuales son sus expectativas para este tour?
  
  Veamos ( sacadme la foto por el lado bueno eh)...Estara dificil, pero lucharemos con Noe Garate por entrar en el top 9 de la GC (tenemos contactos con la mafia rusa) y a ver si suena la flauta en la contrareloj.
  
  2. ¿Alguno de tus corredores estara en buena forma?
  
  Ninguno de mis corredores ira con Top form, pero intentare que vayan con buen Team Spirit ( Veremos todos juntos Braveheart)
  
  3. ¿Intentareis alguna escapada?
  
  La unica posibilidad de que Noe Garate entre en el top 9, es con todo el equipo con el culo pegao a el... asi que las escapadas seran al chiringuito a por birras... tambien llamado abirrallamiento.
   Aunque si veo que no tengo posibilidades saldran todos a lucir mallot.
  
  4. ¿Podrias decir tu candidato para las siguientes clasificaciones?
  
  Stage 1 y 4 Noe Garate y Mathias Drejbo
   Stage 2 Noe Garate y Bjorn Rasmunsen
   Stage 3 Noe Garate y Rogerio Aleixo
  
   GC: Mathias Drejbo empatado con Noe Garate
   YC: Si entran los de 25, Brando Noe y sino... Billy Omblet... y Noe Garate, claro.
   SC: Mathias Drejbo... (pesao). Con Noe Garate (mas pesao aun)
  
  5. ¿ Algun comentario sobre este tour?
  
  Nos encanta ir a una ciudad, Perm, que en la URSS era llamada Molotov, cuaja con la filosofia del equipo... asi que basicamente venimos de turismo (al famoso mercado negro de Perm) y con ganas de beber vodka... tovarich.
  
  
   Bueno.. ya estoy cansao, llamad al mayordomo para que os acompañe hasta la puerta... Buenas tardes :P
  
  
  
  Risking life, your reporter, Kochi Ikanawa has obtained an interview conducted by the OCM News to our charismatic manager, Hur.
  
  
   1. What are your expectations for this Tour?
  
  Hello...
  Lets go(get me the photo on the bright side) ...
  Will be difficult, but we shall fight with Noah Garate to enter the top 9 of the GC (we have contacts with the Russian mafia) and see if it sounds the piper in the time trial.
  
   2. Would any of your riders have top form during the Tour?
  
  None of my riders will go on top form but I'll try to go with good Team Spirit (We will see together Braveheart)
  
   3. Will you try to breakaway in a stage?
  The only possibility that Noe Garate into the top 9, it is with all equipment with they ass sticking to him ... so the only breakaways will be for beers ... also called probeersioning.
   But if I see that I dont have a chance to win, they will come out all to show jerseys
   4. Could you please give your favourite for the following things?
  
   Stage 1 and 4 Noe Garate and Mathias Drejbo
   Stage 2 Noe Garate and Bjorn Rasmunsen
   Stage 3 Noe Garate and Rogerio Aleixo
  
   GC: Mathias Drejbo with Noe Garate
   YC: Billy Omblet... and Noe Garate, yep.
   SC: Mathias Drejbo... (boring). Con Noe Garate (more boring)
   5. Do you have any personal comments about the Tour, your team, or whatever?
  
  We love going to a city, Perm, that in the USSR was called Molotov, curdled with the philosophy of the team ... so basically come to tourism (the famous black market of Perm) and wanting to drink vodka ... Tovarich.
  
  
   Well .. I'm tired, call the butler to accompany you to the door ... good afternoon

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