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A welcome (what?)

Written by Hasee at 16:17 2/9-2024

  *Extract from a press conference, Benjamin Paredes sitting beside Xabat Pinelo*
  
  Xabat Pinelo: It's our pleasure to announce that a great Tt'er from Uruguay has joined Hasee, we are so happy to have him, he has some great results so far like...
  
  *Hugo Noil enters the stage*
  
  Hugo: oh man! sorry i'm late, i hope this c*nt didn't bore you.
  Xabat: Please don't call me that.
  Hugo: What? yeah, whatever... so i would like to welcome to our team, my great friend from Uruguay, he is here to shake things and give his best. Please welcome Valentin Da Gama our new bus driver. wooo! *Hugo starts clapping*
  
  Benjamin Paredes: Wait... what??
  Xabat: Hugo... What?
  Hugo: *turns to Xabat* What?
  
  *Valentin enters the stage waving his hand, everybody has puzzled faces and no one is clapping, so he stops, scratches his head*
  Valentin:.. erm.. What?
  

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Amstel Flanders at 20:57 2/9-2024
  The What PR

HaTops at 19:12 2/9-2024
  Hahaha, funny press conference!

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