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Introducing Forbes...

Written by Team Orion 365 at 21:43 4/8-2024

  Team Orion 365 is excited to announce the hiring of new PR manager Forbes Weichert. His writing talents are, frankly, excellent, as demonstrated by his rich li...
  
  (Fuzzy talking in the background)
  
  What do you mean he doesn't compile the rich list? What do you mean he was just the cheapest bloke available at the agency?
  
  Erm... I'm sure it will be fine. (Looks around) Where is this dude anyway? Forbes? Forbes?

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Comments


Hasee at 18:15 8/8-2024
  one day you are chasing easter bunnies and somehow you end up with a job, having no idea what to do.
  
  Good luck with Forbes in his new job ;)

Silenzio at 22:51 4/8-2024
  Catched him chasing easter bunnies. Nice chap

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