Written by Navarone Cycling Team at 23:46 1/4-2021
Citing mental exhaustion and difficulties in obtaining funding, Navarone manager wronskian claimed in a dark-mooded press release held today in Andorra la Vella that the team will stop pursuing Norwich - London ambitions after S58, hence giving up trying to get the Sprint King achievement. No conclusive answer has been obtained, but hints have been given pointing to a new HL focus. Our local branch covering cycling has tried to obtain reactions from the team executive board, to no avail.
Further rumors link wronskian and the organization to a move to a country infamous for its international isolation, apparently in negotiations with the government, trying to secure funding in exchange for acting as spokespersons in the name of the Islamic Republic. Unofficial sources from Langley confirm that suspicious but not yet illegal traces of potential activity benefitting a hostile government have been detected in the aerodrome in La Seu d'Urgell, and that Spanish intellligence community has been informed.
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Haha I should have been prepared after a full april 1st scrolling through Reddit. Besides, I just enjoyed a pretty succesful style switch myself, so I'll always advocate switching it up!
I was already preparing to pitch Aceski to you, to replace Karcev as the resident Macedonian ;)
Thanks for the support everyone! I see my April's Fools was a bit too realistic to be funny, even considering the 2nd paragraph ^^' next time I'll do better!
(here goes my last chance to walk out of my attempt to Sprint King with some dignity)
S58 is still a couple of tries away. Good luck!
Sad times for the sprint team =( I'd say give it one more shot but you've probably told yourself that a couple of times already, perhaps a switch is the best course of action.
Good luck on your next endeavour!
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