Written by Andeby at 07:45 28/4-2016
So he finally caved! The stupid manager Donald, who is named after a cartoon. Ive grown so sick and tired of these Norwegian women. Apparently you have to take no for answer. Like they have some say!
Luckily, we hope things will change now. I lured my team into moving to Comoros! I've brought condoms, God knows what kind of sexual diseases they've got down here, and I've brought some dope (not the stuff you are used to in cycling obviously, duh). So considering Comoros is a muslim country, we might get some chicks stoned, hoho (pun intended).
Anyways. The weather and beaches are awesome! Comoros will be good for all of us!
Best regards,
Dougie the Dog on new adventures
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*well, at least the livable parts, there seem to be some quite large volcanoes :p
Watch out, or I'll melt Greenland and your precious little island will be sunk
Well. For that I could've just gone to Italy. I hear there are only bad managers there.
All of this is just so that he has a chance at being #1 of a country
Hmmm,your jersey is still norwegian;)
Donald the Colonizator
Colonization era has been long gone but Norway finally gets the spirit
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